Monthly Archives: July 2010

Dyslexic pageant queens, gypsies curses and waiting for the worst: Thursday’s 3 things

The lady and I joined the gym this week. This means my entire body has been sore every minute of this week. It’s excruciating but I feel like it just maybe a little bit is becoming easier to handle. God, … Continue reading

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Magic water, rotten ol’ coots and a Spike Lee flashback: Thursday’s 3 things

Today, I post in my underpants like a true blogger. Here’s what it looks like. I considered making up a trend for the reason to live this week. Something like “Key parties are making a comeback. And they’re not just … Continue reading

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Off-the-radar tip for finding a job in journalism: pick pickles

I’m sure nobody remembers but I called for tips from people with journalism jobs. The kind of tips that aspiring journalists could not get from their academic advisors. Nobody submitted anything. Either you’re all lazy fucks or you are hording … Continue reading

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Thursday’s 3 things: Psyche!

Sorry, everybody. Worked late and got some other shit to do. But stop back here for some bonus posts coming up this weekend and early next week.

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Road rage, famous recreational vehicles & hot twats: Thursday’s 3 things

I am flying to Washington D.C. tomorrow to pick up my girlfriend and drive back in her father’s old SUV that he is giving her. I have to miss a family weekend at Six Flags Great America but sometimes sacrifices … Continue reading

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My girlfriend’s a racist

My girlfriend just sent me this text message, knowing that I have a slight bit of American Indian blood in my genes. Clearly she is a racist: Did you her (sic) about the indian who drank so much iced tea … Continue reading

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Shitty situational tips for: The casual babysitter

Myself and my tiny nugget of a girlfriend babysat my oldest sister’s two daughters a couple months ago. Big Sis and her hubby warned me months earlier that if I never babysat their kids now they would never babysit my … Continue reading

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