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Don’t be an asshole: Thursday’s 3 Things Holiday Special

A public service announcement: Ladies and gentleman, this holiday season remember to not be an asshole. Yeah, I get it that Christmas shopping is a pain in the ass that is only exacerbated by all the other holiday planning you … Continue reading

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“Don’t you tell a fucking soul, you little prick”:Thursday’s 3 things

Wow. It’s been awhile. Miss your 3 things? Well, too bad. I’ve got a lot going on as well as a job that actually pays me. And you bastards can’t even reply to a simple request for ideas. I got … Continue reading

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Will you read this if I triple dog dare you? You have to: Thursday’s 3 things

I have one grand, brave statement to make before we get to the goods: Shark Week sucks. There it is. I mean it was cool the first five times I watched it as a kid, but after that it’s no … Continue reading

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Dyslexic pageant queens, gypsies curses and waiting for the worst: Thursday’s 3 things

The lady and I joined the gym this week. This means my entire body has been sore every minute of this week. It’s excruciating but I feel like it just maybe a little bit is becoming easier to handle. God, … Continue reading

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Magic water, rotten ol’ coots and a Spike Lee flashback: Thursday’s 3 things

Today, I post in my underpants like a true blogger. Here’s what it looks like. I considered making up a trend for the reason to live this week. Something like “Key parties are making a comeback. And they’re not just … Continue reading

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Off-the-radar tip for finding a job in journalism: pick pickles

I’m sure nobody remembers but I called for tips from people with journalism jobs. The kind of tips that aspiring journalists could not get from their academic advisors. Nobody submitted anything. Either you’re all lazy fucks or you are hording … Continue reading

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Shitty situational tips for: The casual babysitter

Myself and my tiny nugget of a girlfriend babysat my oldest sister’s two daughters a couple months ago. Big Sis and her hubby warned me months earlier that if I never babysat their kids now they would never babysit my … Continue reading

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