Would you like a random link so pathetic it’s sort of funny? You do? Great.

I was looking up the video of current New York Giants Offensive Coordinator Kevin Gilbride getting punched in the head by Buddy Ryan, father of a man with a famous foot fetish, in the ’90s when they were both coordinators for the Houston Oilers. What I found in the related videos was pretty funny.

Let me be clear, it’s funny because it’s so short and pointless…and pretty dumb. Still, the guy repeating, “That’s Pam Oliver” while he…well, just see for yourself. Please, feel as smug as you’d like, knowing you’re not this guy.

Everything about this video is perfect. The highest rated comment is “Shes got a fat ass.” and it ends ominously with “to be continued…”

I cannot imagine what could possibly come next. My guess is he records himself being arrested spying on Pam Oliver from the bushes outside her house. Hey, it’s tough to run from the cops with one hand on the camera and the other trying to pull up your pants while it’s all covered in vaseline. That’s a fact.

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About Ken Harris

I like whisky. And whiskey, too. And I like you.
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