Your latest country-singing hobos: Rascal Flatts

Nooooooooooo! Rascal Flatts is homeless!

America’s favorite crooners of non-descript dreck have been betrayed by…wait for it…Disney! I’m sure Disney is just going in another direction, on that makes a profit, like internet pornography. Look for the headline soon that Disney has purchased Brazzers.com.

For all you lovers of generic, imagined Rascal Flattery, don’t worry, you can likely find them singing around a barrel fire in Nashville tonight.

If they ask real nicely, I’ll put Sherlock Holmes on the case and he can find them a home.

"Well, I have my own digital 8-track with a cd-burner. That should suffice."

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About Ken Harris

I like whisky. And whiskey, too. And I like you.
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