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Don’t be an asshole: Thursday’s 3 Things Holiday Special
A public service announcement: Ladies and gentleman, this holiday season remember to not be an asshole. Yeah, I get it that Christmas shopping is a pain in the ass that is only exacerbated by all the other holiday planning you … Continue reading
This week in MS Paint featuring gay bashing and puppy bashing
Here are the definitive moments of the week eternally memorialized using the only medium elegant enough to handle such a task: MS Paint. These are the truly iconic images that will shape how you forever remember these moments in history. … Continue reading
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Yahoo! provides incredibly annoying read. You should read it!
You know what grinds my gears? Blatantly stolen lines from “Family Guy.” That’s what. Just kidding. What actually pisses me off is people liking shitty television shows. You know what else? People who stop liking a show because they think … Continue reading
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This week in MS Paint featuring a Nancy Pelosi upskirt shot
Here are the definitive moments of the week eternally memorialized using the only medium elegant enough to handle such a task: MS Paint. These are the truly iconic images that will shape how you forever remember these moments in history. … Continue reading
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Tagged brian st. pierre, harry potter, harry potter sucks, juggernaut, nancy pelosi
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Today in random things heard at a village board meeting
Today I attended a village board meeting for a story on which I am working. The village is home to about 700 people somewhere in Central Illinois. And, being the responsible journalist I am, I wrote down the two funniest … Continue reading
This week in (NSFW) MS Paint featuring a fire-breathing eagle and mouth rape
Here are a the definitive moments of the week eternally memorialized using the only medium elegant enough to handle such a task: MS Paint. Conan’s Triumphant return to late night television Dallas Cowboys Coach Wade Phillips gets … Continue reading
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Tagged america, bald eagle, conan, dallas cowboys, flames, leno
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A drunk announcement
Tonight, while I’m too drunk at 10:45 p.m. on a Thursday, I will admit a nearly decade-long secret that I have shared with former WWE wrestler Nick Foley: I like, or at least liked, Tori Amos. Here, read his account … Continue reading
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Bad-ass gay tattoo artist professor who catalogued his humpings? Boomcity.
The book, “Secret Historian: The Life and Times of Sam Steward, Professor, Tattoo Artist, and Sexual Renegade,” looks amazing in this Boing Boing review and I can’t wait to read it. Seriously, judging by this description Mr. Steward lived the … Continue reading
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“Don’t you tell a fucking soul, you little prick”:Thursday’s 3 things
Wow. It’s been awhile. Miss your 3 things? Well, too bad. I’ve got a lot going on as well as a job that actually pays me. And you bastards can’t even reply to a simple request for ideas. I got … Continue reading
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Tagged acceptable behavior, i love football, kitchen tips, murder, sage wisdom, secrets, skullduggery
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Bold, bold predictions.
Some people have all the talent: Prevail and Ride. This is one of the greatest one-uppings of ESPN analysts’ predictions. EVAR.
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